No, You Can’t Be Friend’s with a Boy! And the Mythical S.N.A.G.

You know, it has to be the biggest dumb arse way of thinking I have ever heard.

But, yanno, people think it. Weird.

TJ15 had a boy sleep over the past couple of nights. He’s her friend. Not her boyfriend – although I doubt she’d complain if he asked her out – but he’s a boy non-the-less.

Great friendship, she’s totally herself as she is with her girl-friends. So I don’t give a toss.

I encourage the kids to have friends of the opposite sex.

So what’s the issue?

Apparently adult males see an issue with girls and boys having friends of the opposite sex. Now I’m not saying all males. But the ones I know do.

The even more stupid thing is, they are against the union of same sex couples.

Hmmm. How is one supposed to find their mate for life – if they are heterosexual – if they aren’t allowed to have friends of the opposite sex?

I’m confused.

I know I met Husband when I was hanging out with my friends, who were – shock horror – BOYS!

I was 16, I had friends of both sexes, and I turned out okay. I think I understand the strange male behaviour more because I had mates that were male. They taught me a lot, especially how to deal with male bad habits…. let’s face it guys, you do have lots

Although I have to confess the SNAG is a step in the right direction – that’s a Sensitive New Age Guy if you’re not in your mid 30′s and never heard it before.

Apparently – and I say apparently because I don’t have one – they are da bomb. They know how to relate to a Woman in ways never thought of before. They even share the house work and the Parenting!

It’s like a fuckin fairytale story where there are actually frogs that turn into Princes!

Have no idea where they are found, but my sister has one. Bitch. That’s a SNAG not a frog Prince.

But I do wonder. Do these SNAG men that understand things in an almost female way have the same bad habits that regular males have?

For example:

1. Do they put the seat down after using the toilet to wee?
2. Do they do the dry hump whenever their wife/girlfriend bends over that many agreed with Mrs Woog that their Husbands do?
3. Can they use a dishcloth to wipe down a bench?
4. Have they any idea how to bath a child?
5. Do they understand that there is a proper way to hang the toilet paper?
6. Do they understand that a girl can be just friends with a boy, and vice-versa?
7. Do they think with their dumb stick more than their brain? Which if you didn’t know male readers, your brain is in your head not between your legs.
8. Is the stupidity a dumb stick creates removable?
9. Are these SNAG creatures common?

If they are, please take my order for one. Just to use when I need a clone of me and there is none to be found. I’d appreciate the model that lifts the toilet seat to pee and then closes it when they are done. And also understands the importance of hanging the toilet paper the correct way.

Oh and one that ‘get’ boys can just be friends with girls, and girls can just be friends with boys. Not every teen has the insane need to have sex. Yes even teenage boys… the ones that apparently are supposed to be so full of testosterone they can’t think anything but about boobs.